The BLUGH: February 28, 2024

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
— Carol Burnett

Damn, can’t believe February is over OH WAIT WE STILL GOT ANOTHER DAY TOMORROW. Use it wisely. I wish I could have had the extra day SOONER so I could get out a better BLUGH for my READERS. But alas, I come to you with this little baby BLUGH.

I have a lot of BLUGH drafts in my notes. A lot of them are dark…??? Not SAD, but just like SCARY and MOODY and honestly a little ANGSTY. What is Teenage Justina trying to tell me?! No idea. But here are a few things I would tell Teenage Justina:

  • You are not ugly. Stop thinking you are ugly.

  • EVERYTHING will get better.

  • Enjoy the pasta.

  • Enjoy the hair.

  • Enjoy the angel hair pasta.

  • Being mean does not make you cool. If you see mean people, they are not cool, they are just mean (and probably scared or sad).

  • Cool it on the Muse. There are other bands out there.

What would your bullet list of advice to your teenage self look like?


Circa 2006

Real.

Me as a teenager. Maybe not on the inside but def on the inside! Angsty!!! Tormented!!!! 🤘MISUNDERSTOOD🤘

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