The BLUGH: March 6, 2024
“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.”
IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: I am getting married! In less than 2 (✌️) months (🤯). WOW.
Here’s something you definitely do know: the BLUGH has been suffering lately!! I have not been giving it my all. And for good reason (right?!!). Wedding planning is a lot! And so with that, cue Temporary BLUGH Suspension™. Distance makes the BLUGH grow BLUGHier and if I survive wedding planning, the BLUGH most certainly will too.
Want to know how I’m doing? Call, text, or show up to my office and ask to speak with the CEO. Don’t use my name, just demand to speak with the CEO. I’ll send down my receptionist who will escalate it to my chief of staff who will interrupt me if you just mention the BLUGH and I will make time to hear you out.
Love you guys for real. Thank you for reading the BLUGH and please stay tuned for its triumphant return.
2020
Emotions
These are photos I submitted to Conan O’Brien’s show during the pandemic. Conan’s show was printing cardboard cutouts to serve as audience members and they asked for viewers to submit their images for this purpose. I never saw myself in the audience on the show but I like to think that Conan has a cutout cardboard figure of me in his house somewhere. Incidentally, this sequence of fear, anguish, and ultimately, elation is what takes place anytime someone asks me how wedding planning is going.