The BLUGH: November 23, 2022
“It’s quite possible to be a good man without anyone realizing it.”
Happy ThanksBLUGHing to all that celebrate. I am cooking a pumpkin tres leches cake today for Friendsgiving. If it’s not tasty and if people don’t have a good response to it, I will burn this city to the ground. JK!!!! I will just obsess about it and lose sleep over it for years.
Quick BLUGH as I am nearly out of digital ink after typing out everything I am grateful for in my Google Doc journal (secure or not, who can say?). If you are reading this I am PROBABLY grateful for you so thank you for existing.
🐎LEARNING FROM THIS WEEK: How to speak horse race betting. I went to the Aqueduct in Queens and lost $40 so my readers could learn this invaluable information 🐎
PRODUCT RECOMMENDATION
NOTHING. I know you are being bombarded by Black Friday deals left and right and so I will spare you this week. That said, if you do see a deal for a sexy empty shopping cart like the one pictured, I say go for it.
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BOOK RECOMMENDATION
Again, kind of sparing you this week! In lieu of a book recommendation, I recommend a) doing whatever you want with your Thanksgiving holiday and b) if you feel like it, write down what you are grateful for in digital or real ink. Immediate mood booster.
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TIKTOKS
I can’t imagine what circumstances would compel me to leave TikToks out of the BLUGH. You will NOT be spared those.
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November 2018
Me, a turkey
This is me committing to Thanksgiving as no one has since 1621.